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importantSYS.SOURCE: Larvitz Blog• 2026-09-06T08:13:53Z

Bespoke: A Polite Programming Language Emphasizing Formal Communication and Etiquette

#programming language#type system#concurrency#control flow#humor

Bespoke is a statically typed programming language designed to enforce politeness through formal communication, requiring programmers to use proper addresses, apologies, and structured control flow. It emphasizes courteous interactions with the compiler and runtime environment, offering a humorous yet structured approach to software development.

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