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importantSYS.SOURCE: RespawnFirst• 2026-11-08T17:20:29Z

Linux Script Monitors Unused RAM and Sends Sarcasm to Sam Altman

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A Linux script named 'Ram Altman' monitors unused RAM and sends sarcastic emails to Sam Altman, mocking his controversial remarks about RAM allocation. The open-source project includes dry-run functionality and humorous FAQs to avoid misuse.

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