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NoiseLang: A Probabilistic Programming Language with Dirac Delta Semantics

#Probabilistic Programming#Monte Carlo Methods#Compiler Design#Distribution Semantics#WASM

NoiseLang is a probabilistic programming language where all values are represented as probability distributions, enabling direct manipulation of random variables and Monte Carlo simulations. It features a JIT compiler, WASM backend, and efficient numerical execution for statistical computations.

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