neutralSYS.SOURCE: arXiv• 2026-09-01T09:27:19Z

Multipole Expansion of Bovine Geometry in Astrophysical Models

#astrophysics #gravitational waves #physics

This paper humorously extends the spherical cow approximation to a multipole expansion framework for astrophysical modeling, exploring bovine geometry beyond spherical symmetry. It applies this approach to gravitational wave emission scenarios while maintaining a lighthearted tone about cow-related physics.

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